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Half Sister
One
Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad!
Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the
most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name
is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have
to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have
been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she
has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to
fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister,
and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually
started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very
proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in
June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George.
I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid!
He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father
had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to
get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells
me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled,
shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's
not really your father." |
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