A new father goes into
the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor
pulls him aside and says
" I have the most
amazing news. Your boy can fly".
The doctor sees the doubt
in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks
up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets
go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump.
"You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready
to kill the doctor.
" Wait, something
must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again".
He flings the boy
across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down
to the floor.
"Oh my god, I am going to kill you"
says the father as he
is running towards the baffled doctor.
"No no wait, I know
what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time".
He opens the window and
tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and
leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father
is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says
" I was just messing
with you. Your son was born dead."
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