Actual Labels
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Actual
Labels
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On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."  On a bag of Fritos "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."  On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."  On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."  On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."  On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."  On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."  On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." 
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Random Greeting E-Cards
- Birthday celebrate
- Love bear
- Love You(for him)
- Sweet heart
- Birthday dance
- Valentine aim
- Heart shower
- Nuts about you
- Candle Run
- Jump with joy
- Santa on fire
- Clover Leaf
- St. Patricks Lep
- Aprilfool Punch
- Internet Sweepstakes
- Special Message
- Aprilfool emotions
- Virtual Camera
- Rollicking Time
- Fooling Kiss
- Easter Eggs
- Easter Wish
- Painted Eggs
- Easter Bunny
- Special Easter
- Honey Bunny
- Sweet Thoughts
- Love Message
- Mom Love Bear
- Love Cat
- Kiss for Friend
- Heart Shower
- Belated Birthday
- Birthday Candles
- Love Heart
- Love You Mom
- Mothers day
- Fun Filled Birthday
- Devil's Hi
- Bee Flowers
- Wow Mom Bear
- Friends Like You
- Friends Place
- Special Friends
- Miss You Mom
- Smile for Mom
- Girl's Smile
- Out of This World
- Whats Up
- Forever Friends
- In My Heart
- Happy Dog
- Memorial Day
- Memorial Day Flowers
- Our Heroes
- Forgive Me
- Rabbit Sorry
- Love Forever
- Happy Smile
- Miss You Bee
- Wish You were Here
- Miss You Doggy
- Around The Corner
- Mouse Friend
- Sunny Friend
- Fathersday Cat
- Sea Horse Dad
- Teddy Dad
- Fathers Day Message
- Fathers Day
- Monkey Dad
- Bee Fathersday
- Father Meanings
- Father Love
- Greatest Dad
- No.1 Dad
- Dancing Letters Fathersday
- Monkey Hi
- Fourth July Fireworks
- Freedom Colors
- Greatest Country
- Independence Day Heroes
- Fourth July Message
- Apple Pumpkin
- Dancing Pumpkin
- Devil Halloween
- Ghost Seasaw
- Halloween Witch
- Monster Dance
- Pumpkin Boy
- Pumpkin Surprise
- Skull Halloween
- Haunted House
- Whose Not Eating
- Family Thanksgiving
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Hunted Turkey
- Kitty Thanksgiving
- Thanks Giving Leaves
- Share Love