Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Why do men chase women Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
mushkurati bahut ho Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Your network tariff has changed Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
U r ULLU U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Taste this SMS Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..
