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Exam SMS

Shorro kis ne kiya?
Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
The Law Sayz

The Law Sayz,
If U Cant Convince Someone, Confuse Them!

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is Law Of Answering In Examination…:-)
khone jigar chosti hai ye
khone jigar chosti hai ye imtahn zalimana ,
kabhi seh mahi kabhi shash mahi,kabhi kambaht salana.
SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER

SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER THAN A BARKING DOG

SO A SLEEPY STUDENT IS BETTER THAN A BARKING TEACHER

BACK BENCHERS ASSOCIATION LET HIM BARK WE DONT CARE
A Student:

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,

ussee subject me pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya
Movie titles related to eng students
Movie titles related to eng students
Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths2 - asambhav,
Maths1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya hai
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
A golden message for youngsters.
A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!